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The book you've been waiting for.
Chapter 1: What is a Toddler?
Chapter 2: The Theory of Toddler Evolution (2s, 3s, 4s)
Chapter 3: Grooming Your Goblin
Chapter 4: Mealtime aka Hell
Chapter 5: Your Unraveling Life
Chapter 6: How To Keep Your Toddler Off Your Back (Park, Lying Down Games)
Chapter 7: A**hole Parents
Chapter 8: Getting Your Toddler To Listen (LOL)
Chapter 9: How Not To Die Inside
Chapter 10: The Guilt-Free Guide To Day Care and Preschools
Chapter 11: Sleep Drama
Chapter 12: Potty Training: When The $hit Hits The Fan
Chapter 13: Holiday Guide
Chapter 14: Your Nonexistent Sex Life
Chapter 15: Rites of Passage For Toddler Parents
Chapter 16: Closing Prayer
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