Target Bingo
When adults say that someone is in "a better place" they mean that individual is in a Target.
I've turned your favorite store into your favorite game. Now the whole family can enjoy as you ruin them financially.
If your Target receipts look like those long ribbons gymnasts dance around with in the Olympics, this game is for you.
If you've ever purchased clothing from a Target that isn't the size of anyone in your family because it was on clearance, this game is for you.
If you have to pause to think about what time your toddler was born but can recite the opening and closing times of all Targets within a 30 mile radius without missing a beat, this game is for you.
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My book- The Honest Toddler: A Child's Guide to Parenting.
I've turned your favorite store into your favorite game. Now the whole family can enjoy as you ruin them financially.
If your Target receipts look like those long ribbons gymnasts dance around with in the Olympics, this game is for you.
If you've ever purchased clothing from a Target that isn't the size of anyone in your family because it was on clearance, this game is for you.
If you have to pause to think about what time your toddler was born but can recite the opening and closing times of all Targets within a 30 mile radius without missing a beat, this game is for you.
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MY BOOK IS OUT NOW
Does your toddler cry? This book is for you.
Does your toddler sleep alone? This book is for you.
Do you believe vegetables are food and not just ugly shrubs?
This book is for you.
Get educate. Be educate.
Does your toddler cry? This book is for you.
Does your toddler sleep alone? This book is for you.
Do you believe vegetables are food and not just ugly shrubs?
This book is for you.
Get educate. Be educate.
My book- The Honest Toddler: A Child's Guide to Parenting.
